STATUS UPDATE: it is 7:17, superbowl score is 7:13 (Broncos in the lead) and football is still being thrown around the stadium. Corli is pouting because tomorrow she is going to get her teeth cleaned, so we're gonna put her under. She'll get her nails clipped, too. She hates that more than anything.
Adie is reading harry potter lore, random facts and interesting tidbits about the books/movies. like this one:
Harry Potter and Voldemort were actually related. Look it up, people.
Jeff just registered for health insurance through vivint (open enrollment started last week) and has to take a picture to balance the one he put of Adie and Benny (that's what we're calling her, get used to it.) We're both in school and hangin' in there.

Big event of the week: two hour drive to temple, enjoyable evening of temple work during which the Spirit was strongly felt, followed by fun date to Red Robin. 

On the way home from the temple, in the midst of a spiritual high, the following experience was had:

Adie's tummy felt sick. She wanted to stop at CVS for medicine. Jeff stopped at Walgreens because he accidentally passed up CVS. This is what Walgreens is like in Houston: 

1. Upon arrival, a ghetto man had inconsiderately parked his ghetto car three feet away/parallel to the fire lane so that he could conveniently use Redbox. Another car tried to leave and almost backed into him, cause him to scream profanities, yell at Adie to stop walking, and speed off the chase the "offending" car because he, the ghetto illegal parker of course, had been wronged. 

2. Adie walked into the Walgreen's bathroom while Jeff grabbed the medicine. A man was in there, cleaning, and told Adie she was only allowed to use one stall. He then stood outside, right outside, the bathroom door and waited for her to be finished. He was annoyed that Adie had to use the bathroom that he was cleaning. 

3. The computers were down and all had to be restarted, resulting in a long line of frustrated people. 

4. A man and his wife walked into the store and told the manager that their 16-year old son had just been robbed in the back parking lot. The manager responded, "Okay, but you can't leave through that door. You have to walk around." The man and his wife left. Flustered. 

5. A twenty-something tall and awkward white guy behind Adie and Jeff correctly announced that Jeff and Adie were going to have a girl. He then listed every pregnancy gender he had ever predicted. 

6. A ghetto, rheumy lady told Adie how glowy she was, struck up a pleasant conversation about babies, and then...walked out of the store with things in her hand that she had not paid for. 

7. An old man, also in line, struck up a conversation with Jeff and Adie. He talked about how much he weighed at birth, He then talked about his 9 nieces, how much they weighed, and how they were all valedictorians and beauty queens. Then the old man, who looked like a skinny and reeky homeless Santa with eyes pointing opposite directions, cut in front of Adie and Jeff to pay for his things at the register that had finally started working. 

8. Jeff and Adie finally got their ginger ale and drove home. Cussing all the way. 

End.